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Mollymauk Tealeaf ([personal profile] devilstongue) wrote2020-11-29 06:47 pm

Erku Inbox/Sex App


Sexscape Navigator

ยป Age: more than 20
ยป Species: Tiefling
ยป A5 Card: Open
ยป Seeking: Fun, interetsing people
ยป Preferences: Any! Men, women, both, nayder!
ยป Interests: Fun new experienses, new metings and you
ยป Bio: Former carnie. Flecsible. Purple all over. The cards tell me you shuld try me on! (Only leve voice mesages.)
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Mollymauk Tealeaf
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[personal profile] halforc 2021-06-05 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Marvelling at how easy it is to plan a life together, Fjord beams with a smile. ]

I love you so much.

[ As they descend to the ground he slips his hand into Molly's and gives it a squeeze, helping him off the ride with a hop. ]

What do you want to go on next? You pick!
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[personal profile] halforc 2021-06-05 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yes, that's the plan. First mate.

[ The teacups are weird as hell so he agrees immediately to get inside one, picking a cart the same colour as Molly with flowers patterned all over it.

It goes really fucking fast. Fjord wants to barf so badly when they get off, stumbling around. ]


Gods! Oh, fuck!
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[personal profile] halforc 2021-06-05 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care, they're evil ...

[ He spots a food stall and his stomach rights itself to the smell of - ]

Hotdogs? They eat dogs here?

[ It's a survival thing usually, like Nott once said, and surprising to see. The diner sells burgers. ]
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[personal profile] halforc 2021-06-05 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That's stupid, like saying we're eating hot ... halflings.

[ Snorting, he buys them one each and squirts ketchup and mayonnaise on his. It doesn't taste like a dog! ]

This is so good, holy shit. We need these back home!
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[personal profile] halforc 2021-06-05 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe we should live at the amusement park, babe.

[ Dog in hand, he slings an arm over Molly's shoulder to wander the rest of the grounds. ]

There's the Tunnel of Love ... Ooh, la, la, how about it?
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[personal profile] halforc 2021-06-05 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ All loved-up, they are in the perfect mood for the next ride which looks kitschy as hell even before they get in the swan-shaped boat. Fjord can barely keep a straight face as he gives into the whole cheesy theme as cooing music and darkness descends, wrapping his arms around Molly.

In his ear, he stage-whispers, ]


You be the captain this time.
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[personal profile] halforc 2021-06-05 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You always do, love.

[ He pets the tail around his thigh, settling behind so he can stay close enough to kiss Molly whenever the song gets too stupid or the twinkling lights too bright. By mid-way around, he's convinced he knows the real reason of the ride and it's to let couples get just flustered enough that they don't want to get off (the ride, anyway).

Kissing Molly deeply, a hand in his hair and the other rubbing his tail, Fjord hopes they have a couple of more minutes. ]
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[personal profile] halforc 2021-06-05 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The boat isn't all that big, not with two grown men in it and one bigger than a human, the other with a tail. He bows Molly backwards as nails rake through his chest-hair and a low growl starts in the back of his throat ...

Then the bright sunlight is back and he looks up, swearing under his breath. ]


This is a bullshit ride.
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[personal profile] halforc 2021-06-05 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd need five rides in that thing to come off it satisfied.

[ He clears his throat and ... adjusts his pants as they head off the ride. ]

Okay, hot stuff, your turn. Fair warning, there's a dog inside me ready to say hi again.
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[personal profile] halforc 2021-06-05 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
... Woooow. Really.

[ Fjord is Unsure(TM) as they approach, looking at the figurines (loosely termed) to try and find one that won't look completely lewd to ride. ]

I have no idea which one to choose. Help?
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[personal profile] halforc 2021-06-05 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
If he ever knows I rode this he'll put my dick back in time.

[ The flattest look is given to the not-Essek statue as Fjord oh so gingerly swings a leg over its lap, trying to find a way to avoid the half-hard dick riding under his balls, holding onto its upraised arms. ]

Molly ... This is super weird, just so you know.
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[personal profile] halforc 2021-06-05 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa, okay! No sitting.

[ He uses the pedals to stand up, holding onto the pole and shaking his head. ]

This Essek-dildo is trying to fuck me and not in a fun consensual way!

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