[ His eyes widen but his butt hits the floor in short order. Molly gets a flat look for his treachery. ]

You're the most untrustworthy person in his entire building, do you know that?

[ Fjord gets to his knees, reaching around to trace the bumps up that tail, all the way up toward the base. It is time. ]

Wouldn't be so cheeky if I were you, pretty boy.