[ He facepalms as Molly turns into the most effusively supportive partner in the world, which is very touching and reassuring just like the fingers in Fjord's hair. The horn-talk ... oh, boy.

Still, ]

Honey, I'm not interested in random strangers on the internet or whatever's hanging off their ass. I was thinking about you the whole time and not to be sweet about it either, I'm genuinely not attracted to those videos. They're heartless bullshit.

[ He brushes up a tattooed neck and leans in to seal a firm kiss on his boyfriend, as if making a point of it being Molly he wants to do that with. ]

I just wanted some advice on how to ... surprise you, maybe.