I didn't intend to get sucked into it, I just couldn't let Caduceus wander into a field full of weirdos alone so I went along, then I had a whole background for my character and needed a sword ... it got addictive fast. I have two swords, actually. You can play with them sometime, if you want.

[ That's just the worst come-on ever and he knows it, saluting Mollymauk with his drink. ]

I'm a knight with lots of time on his hands.