[ He pecks him on the cheek, heading into the shop to be a brave boy and explore on his lonesome. The dynasty has an eclectic range of folk living under their dominion and it shows in all the weird shit that Fjord inspects, curiosity outweighing anxiety as he peers too close at a shelf before veering away; he never in his life expected to see a gnoll-shaped dildo and now he can never unsee that dog dick, thanks Molly. Everything is your fault in this shop.
... But it's kind of interesting taking note of what a lot of other dicks looks like too (not that's interested in using anything). It's weird to know humans have such weirdly stubby cocks and he will never look at Caleb the same way again. He ends up back in the (most harmless) section full of lingerie, hesitating before he touches a garment on the rack. It's as long as Molly's boots. maybe taller; a set of stockings in red, another pair in white, all edged in lace and tied up in black ribbons (imagine Molly in these). A blush deepens on his cheeks as he snatches them off the rack to quickly head over to the cashier, dropping them on top of Molly's other purchases and proceeding to pretend there's something immensely fascinating out of the window. ]
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[ He pecks him on the cheek, heading into the shop to be a brave boy and explore on his lonesome. The dynasty has an eclectic range of folk living under their dominion and it shows in all the weird shit that Fjord inspects, curiosity outweighing anxiety as he peers too close at a shelf before veering away; he never in his life expected to see a gnoll-shaped dildo and now he can never unsee that dog dick, thanks Molly. Everything is your fault in this shop.
... But it's kind of interesting taking note of what a lot of other dicks looks like too (not that's interested in using anything). It's weird to know humans have such weirdly stubby cocks and he will never look at Caleb the same way again. He ends up back in the (most harmless) section full of lingerie, hesitating before he touches a garment on the rack. It's as long as Molly's boots. maybe taller; a set of stockings in red, another pair in white, all edged in lace and tied up in black ribbons (imagine Molly in these). A blush deepens on his cheeks as he snatches them off the rack to quickly head over to the cashier, dropping them on top of Molly's other purchases and proceeding to pretend there's something immensely fascinating out of the window. ]